http://www.libcoffee.net/articles/2007/04/11/random-fortune-cookie-toad en-us 40 :: Just another Typo weblog :: <blockquote>&#8220;You will be reincarnated as a toad; and you will be much happier.&#8221;</blockquote> <p>Wow, really? Um, hello, whichever <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goddess_Relief_Office">great Deity on-shift</a> listening in on reincarnation requests from mortals today? Yes, hi. Whatever You do, could You please not make me a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cane_Toad#In_popular_culture">Australian Cane Toad</a>; and in case toad queues are full and we&#8217;d have to settle for frogs, please please please don&#8217;t drop me on Earth <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frog_legs">within 100 kilometres of a Chinese restaurant</a> or any of the countries in that link, okay? This is of the utmost froggy life-and-death importance. Oh, and if you can somehow fit in <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Frog_Prince_(story)">a distraught princess</a> from an exotic country into my fates, I promise I will spend the rest of my amphibian life croaking your religion to my future fellow pond-mates. Kthnx.</p> Wed, 11 Apr 2007 17:15:00 +1000 urn:uuid:3bdb6069-8fc5-4b88-982d-a8332befd310 zanglang@gmail.com (Jerry) http://www.libcoffee.net/articles/2007/04/11/random-fortune-cookie-toad Rants http://www.libcoffee.net/articles/trackback/257