23 Sep '02

Posted by Jerry Mon, Sep 23 '02

Sigh… Internet Life on a Sunday can be so bloody boring. Nobody’s posting much stuff on Cari.com.my, nothing much interesting that’s pretty much worth a second glance in my Outlook Express mailbox, nothing in my download list right now that is worth downloading, nobody worth chatting with on icq, no new posts on SSI Pai Kia Alliance (9 more days before it’ll be shut down when CommunityZero starts to charge us an outrageous fee of US$120 annually), DigiParadiser is busy studying for his trials so no incredulously silly debates about WarCraft III, SilvaKev is not online so no hot discussions over the latest music, the UK charts website is yet to be updated… Sigh. Only me and my computer, currently blaring Underworld’s Two Months Off. Well…

Note to self: Am getting bored with my notebook’s speakers. Am going to fork out some bucks to buy myself a set of Altec Lansing ATP3 speakers… Hehe rubs hands with glee

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21 Sep '02

Posted by Jerry Sat, Sep 21 '02

Argh… I can’t believe I could be so bloody careless. smacks forehead When I was packing to leave this noon I intended to bring my good ol’ trusty Compaq notebook with me down to JB so I could indulge in some mp3-listening goodness and play my latest game: Emperor: Rise of Middle Kingdom today, but it wasn’t until I got on the bus, ho-hummed and daydreamed a bit while staring at the scenery along the highway until something blackish, long-ish, and very important-ish kicked me in the brains… I forgot to bring my notebook adapter!! Gaaah!! smack forehead again Sigh… so I guess I just have to cancel my current plans for the weekend.

Anyway just got home from some teh tarik sipping sessions at a locak mamak… And I think nothing beats the experience on the way home: Car stereo playing Linkin Park’s “In The End“ at full blast with us guys yelling like madmen to it’s tune… What a riot. :)

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16 Sep '02

Posted by Jerry Mon, Sep 16 '02

Had the wackiest ICQ chat experience with some kinda wierdo which I believe got my UIN from this blog. Which in fact, was the very first time I’d ever have to dunk someone in my ICQ Ignore list… Anyway it was quite amusing, hehe… here’s some rough extracts from the chat:


Yo man!”
“Hi hi… er, exactly who are you anyway?”
“Hey, could we do it better?”


Huh? WTF does he mean? I’m getting very perplexed about his wierd openedness already…

“Er…ok, whazzup! Intro pls?”
“Are you alien?”
“Er… no, I’m an angel. :) Why ask?”
“Coz I’m an alien from [insert corny planet name here] here to investigate the murder of an alien by your people.”


Oh **ck I’m chatting with a bloody wierdo... Let’s just play along, shall we?

“I’m sorry mister… I cannot help you for I am an angel, and so I only take care of the stuff bout the Heavens where dead humans come to, so obviously I cannot indulge any info because your alien friend there is, for what I know of, not here. Sorry.”

...... (minutes later)

“Okay okay I give up… who the hell are you anyway? Can we just chat normally?”
“Haha, why the hell should I tell you? BEG ME!! arrogant


Now I really can’t stand this bloody bastard anymore… Grrrr….!!

“Hey nobody orders me I tell you!!! I’m asking you very kindly already!”
“Well I’m definitely much more superior compared to you, so now I order thee to BEG ME!!! Bwahaha more arrogant


Damnit…!! Heck so just deal him the coup de grace, the coup de destruction, and get him off my butt…

“Hey ya self-obsessed numbf*ck let me tell ya one thing, if ye think ye’r the more arrogant guy around here, ye’r bloody wrong I tell ya! 'Cause I’m the most arrogant dude in this block and this is my f*cking territory!! And apparently I’ve had enough with yer bloody lameness so lemme tell ya one thing… Yer’ now officially listed in my ICQ Ignore list when ya read this, so why don’t ya bloody f*ck off and bloody leave me alone! So, good bye, good night, and have a nice day ya dimwitted faggot.”

Phew… believe me when I pressed the “Send” button in ICQ I swear I really wanted to pop open a Coke and yell “Cheers!!” myself. Yet at the same time it was a bloody good thing he hasn’t flamed my e-mail account too. :)

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16 Sep '02

Posted by Jerry Mon, Sep 16 '02

Just happened to come across TheSpark’s Death Test, which is actually supposed to calculate when’s the day I’ll kick the bucket. Wierd huh? So anyway, being a bit curious, on the link I clicked and off I go… now let’s see what the questions speak of… Well, okay, I don’t smoke, nope, don’t drink either, so I’ll choose the “Never” options for all of 'em… er, never had sex before blush, not to mention group sex… uhh… no, i’m not in the porn industry, nor the heavy machinery industry… nope nope… never had any diseases like cancer or HIV before… well… I don’t bungee jump, don’t play with fire, don’t run hazardessly across streets, don’t play with knives, don’t have connections with the mafia either (unless you want to consider the game i’m playing?? Hehe… ).... Hmmm… okay so I drink coffee daily, I exercise only occasionally, and yeah I do often drive past the speed limit just for the heck of it… Yup, done! Now let’s see what’s my results…

WTF?! It actually says my death date is actually going to be on 1st of April next year, at the age of 18?! For God’s sake!! Choi!! Touch wood!! Bloody TheSpark.com!!!

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16 Sep '02

Posted by Jerry Mon, Sep 16 '02

Oops!!! Seems to me I’ve got the templates all ****-ed up already. :p Hopefully you didn’t mind the poorly designed over-sized text at certian points throughout the page… Will fix it in a jiffy!!

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