Star wars, in hokkien?!

Posted by Jerry Sat, May 17 '03

Speaking of Star Wars, check out this audio file… Do note: Not for those who can’t appreciate crappy humour… =D

Luke: Aaaaa… wai chio ah!
Darth Vader: Luke, teh wa chi o o yi beng
(or something, I dont know hokkien well)
Luke: Ah tak ku ku ah?
Darth Vader: Luke, wo a xi nin lao beh.
Luke: Boh ku ling! Boh ku ling! Wo lao beh si liao!
Darth Vader: (blurry stuff, can’t hear clearly, thought I know the meaning)
Luke: Aaaahhhhhhhh…..!

Crappy translation no? Anyway you have to hear it for yourself for sure… here.

Meanwhile, I am Morpheus! W00t!


You are Morpheus, one of the leaders of the Resistance. And suffice to say, you are one bad-ass mofo. You can kick the One’s ass, you can break through walls, and you can somehow survive truth serum and torture. My hats off to you! Charismatic and a great leader, you can inspire your peers to attempt the impossible, and make it possible. Packing a katana in the sequel, you should be seeing pleeenty of action!

“You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes…”

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